So last Saturday Gary went Snowboarding with Stevi, Kati, and Tyson up a Snowbird. There was a guy taking pictures and he got a really good one of Gary and you can see Stevi in the back.
Jan 29, 2011
Jan 26, 2011
Forget Redneck Jokes
FORGET REDNECKS;
THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
and they don't work there, you live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the
same time, you live in Utah
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City
for the weekend, you live in Utah.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
If you know several people who have hit a deer
more than once, you live in Utah.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back
again in the same day, you live in Utah.
If you install security lights on your house and garage
but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during
a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're
going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward
them to all your friends, you live in Utah.
THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
and they don't work there, you live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the
same time, you live in Utah
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City
for the weekend, you live in Utah.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
If you know several people who have hit a deer
more than once, you live in Utah.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back
again in the same day, you live in Utah.
If you install security lights on your house and garage
but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during
a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're
going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward
them to all your friends, you live in Utah.
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